Who put that light on?
I’ve been out all night —
and don’t want to play with this stoopid flashing bally thing !
Wanna see wot I got?
And the ijit still hasn’t found the ‘selfie’ switch on his Nokia XR20
Natty bandana you got from your sister-in-law though — nice!
And some poor soul left his van behind on Christmas Eve and had to wait three days to have it lifted back over the fence 🧐