I was quite happy when a pretty plant popped a tendril out of my flourishing agapanthus barrel in the corner and sent one of its leafy shoots to my bedroom window —
That was until I proudly showed Helen the wee purple flowers that had appeared in today’s sunshine —
She has more experience of such things than I and immediately recognised my new blooms as being none other than the deadliest – most poisonous plant in the UK —
You guessed right — it’s the poisoners favourite plant .. the Deadly Nightshade!
Where’s my Haz-Mat gear? That thing is for burning tout de suite 🤠